if you date me we will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- back seat of the car sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- where is the remote sex
- you won another award sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- fuck me on the hood of your range rover sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- you got another tattoo sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
(Source: channiall, via thetoptextposts)